hair emergencies

Apparently a hair emergency has the potential to be much more serious than i ever imagined. I received a call from my favorite hair stylist extraordinaire today, to inform me that he has moved to another salon. He also proceeded to give me his cell phone number which i am permitted to use "anytime, day or night", if i ever need to get ahold of him. Now, hair is important, I'm not denying that, and the man is a genius in the hair department. but.. if i ever feel the urge, due to a hair emergency, to need to dial up my stylist (who i can't even afford except for maybe once a year anyway) in the middle of the night... someone please slap me.